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brassyn ([personal profile] brassyn) wrote2006-11-10 10:28 am

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A vital question. I don't want to hear about your Sisko's or Captain FAITH-OF-THE-HEART Scott Bakula.

[Poll #864509]

No fence sitting!

[identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I was going to rank all five, but then realised I don't actually know what I'd do once I got below Sisko > Picard > ???

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sisko > Picard > Kirk.

There are other captains? I THINK NOT.

[identity profile] cellardoor28.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly everyone else is a wronghead.

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
I shall have to order a girdle and a wig.

[identity profile] danmilburn.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Except me! TNG is incredibly overrated generally I find..

[identity profile] danmilburn.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
But Sisko spawned his annoying son, and therefore LOSES.

[identity profile] itchyfidget.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
What, nobody likes Janeway? I grant you that Picard kicks her sorry ass into next week, but I thought she was cool - very Katharine Hepburn.

[identity profile] danmilburn.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
Janeway was good, she was just in a really bad show.

[identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
I have really got to buy some DS9 DVDs.

[identity profile] wg.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Voting on hottness alone demands Picard over Kirk. Also, I was very fond on TNG when i was 14, even though watching it now its mostly shit.

[identity profile] dsky.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I voted Picard, but to be honest it's very close. I cringe when I hear Patrick Stewart's voice advertising Domestos. HE'S KILLING MY CHILDHOOD.

[identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
What about CAPTAIN JACK?

(Conversation with important Literary person at the MJH launch last night went roughly like this. Me: Hello, I'm Graham. Them: Hello, I'm [name withheld.] Me: Nice to meet you. Them: Torchwood's shit, isn't it?)

[identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Another one?

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Son eventually played by Tony Todd in The Visitor episode. Awesome!

Kirk's son:



Lose!

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hopefully, they'll re-release them at a sensible price like they've done with TNG.

Although actually with Trek, I'd like to be able to pick episodes of a list then have them burnt to disc in a custom compilation.

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
My robot costume did not count as either.

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
And all known germs!

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well done, important literary person for cutting to important issue of the day.

[identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
They claimed there was some Cyberwoman/Duff CGI Pterodactyl fight in the last ep. Cannot be true. I mean, RTD usually shows such rigour and care in his use of sf tropes.

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
ZOMG SPOILERS FOR A CRAPTASTIC SHOW, WATCH OUT PEOPLE!



It doesn't do justice to her stupid, stupid hat and the awful direction.

[identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
I am now SPOILED FOREVER.

Also, it may just be me, but that set looks *exactly* like a backdrop in Half-Life. Where's Gordon Freeman when you need him?

[identity profile] danmilburn.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Was he in every single episode? No!

[identity profile] grahamsleight.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't referring to that photo but another one. (As before, I'll let you have the negative for £5m.)

[identity profile] danmilburn.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, to be fair the original (and indeed all) Trek is mostly shit..

[identity profile] snowking.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Negative? Your quaint 19th century ways do amuse us, sir.

[identity profile] pikelet.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Janeway's Hepburn on helium thing grates on me. Her character notes presumably consisted of 'likes coffee'.

FACT - best 'Voyager' episode is the one with the Rupert Everett lookalike, if only because it makes Janeway look like an idiot and then stops JUST BEFORE you gouge your eyes out from her idiocy. Subsequent minutes reveal that Janeway is, in fact, a crafty bugger and intensely psychologically damaged.

(Googling reveals that this is called 'Counterpoint'. I loves it, yes I do, but sadly not enough to overcome the Braga-hating blackness that filled my soul as a result of the ending to 'Year of Hell'. That's when I not only stopped watching regularly, but actually lost all interest. Le sigh.)

[identity profile] brassyn.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Her character notes presumably consisted of 'likes coffee'.

"likes coffee, bugs ass off Da Vinci which in turn bugs the ass off everyone else ever. Fact."

[identity profile] secritcrush.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Almost shocking how consistent the wrongheadedness is. Almost like they were HYPNOTIZED.

[identity profile] pikelet.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Your committment to 'Voyager' is evident - I quit paying attention long before Da Vinci kept popping up on a regular basis. Subsequent dipping of toes revealed a number of episodes with 'HOLOGRAMS HAVE FEELINGS TOO' as the moral. Oh, and 'IT'S A CRIME TO TURN A HOLOGRAM OFF'.

I was pleased to see, however, that despite all the moves into deeply turdtastic 'zomg moral dilemma' storylines, the over-arcing theme of 'Voyager' was still there - yes, Harry Kim was still as useful as a third nipple, though marginally less entertaining.

[identity profile] dsky.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Lies!

Message in a Bottle (the one with the EMH and the EMH Mark 2 on the Prometheus) was the best!

[identity profile] pikelet.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not know this episode. Did it end up with somehow saying that Holograms Are People Too, by any chance?

Picard normally, but...

[identity profile] applez.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally I'd vote for Picard, but I feel like Kirk deserves a renaissance. The Shat is so OTT, there is just something lovely camp about Kirk, it's a shame not to give that character extra consideration. After all, Kirk is The Original, the Captain from which all other Captains sprang forth. There simply wouldn't be a Picard without Kirk, we'd have a mere talented RSC actor instead...not the talented bookend to Shat's overdrama.

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Also, others have dared mention Captain Jack - but honestly, for all his seductiveness, one has to recognize that his merely distilling the essence of Captain Kirk and all his randy femme-chasing-across-the-universe. ;-)

[identity profile] applez.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Added Value: gets to die gruesomely, as Vulcan dispassionately explained to High Drama Captain Father. :-)

[identity profile] edda.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Kirk. Oh, definitely. Did Picard get his own roast on Comedy Central? I THINK NOT.

[identity profile] zooby.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
See, this is why I voted Picard! He's classy! And sexy! And... Shatner is, of course, camp, but Picard is just Awasome!

I dearly love Janeway though. Because she likes coffee. (I kid.)

[identity profile] ajr.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Come back, Ray Harryhausen, all is forgiven!

[identity profile] coalescent.livejournal.com 2006-11-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Martin, Chance, Sus, Zac and Mr Milburn are ded to me.

That is all.

[identity profile] veggiesu.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
So much wrongheadedness in the comments. What's wrong with those six people? I thought that Dan Milburn, in particular, had more sense.

*is disillusioned*

[identity profile] applez.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Interestingly, I feel no such horror when Shatner and Nimoy sell me Priceline.com ;-)

[identity profile] danmilburn.livejournal.com 2006-11-11 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Who'd've thunk it would be Star Trek that finally did it, eh?

[identity profile] itchyfidget.livejournal.com 2006-11-13 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
*sticks a post-it to you that reads "dork", and pats you on the head*

I do like the description "Hepburn on helium". I don't think I recall the episode in question (heck, who am I kidding; I hardly recall any of the episodes).